var quotes=new Array() //change the quotes if desired. Add/ delete additional quotes as desired. quotes[0]='The first ever Augie March gig was on the 15th of March, 1996. A Friday, they were supporting In Sect & The Hour. Rob Dawson played drums for In Sect and was responsible for Augie March’s first ever gig slot.' quotes[1]='Augie March do not write songs about their girlfriends, marijuana, or their childhood backyards.' quotes[2]='Glenn Richards was the male participant in the first recognized marriage of minors in the State of Victoria. Aged 15, he wed his high school sweetheart Pauline Cole, 16.' quotes[3]='Edmond Ammendola, the only native Melbournian in the band, purchases and renovates Victorian terraces which he then sells to interested investors — but only on the condition that they maintain a rental ceiling not unrealistic to unemployed musicians.' quotes[4]='Under the guidance of manager and mentor Matthew High, Augie March maintain key attributes of intellectual honesty, respect for their seniors, a debt to tradition, and an insistence on rediscovering that lost art which is called beauty.' quotes[5]='Kiernan’s guide to classical music:
(a) If it sounds clever and pretty it’s probably Mozart;
(b) If it sounds a bit dark, and a bit mad, it’s probably Beethoven;' quotes[6]='Kiernan’s guide to classical music:
(c) If you can waltz to it it’s probably Strauss;
(d) If it sounds really complicated it’s probably Shostakovich;' quotes[7]='Kiernan’s guide to classical music:
(e) If it sounds really simple it’s probably Sarti;
(f) If it sounds Russian it’s probably Tchaicowsky;' quotes[8]='Kiernan’s guide to classical music:
(g) If it sounds French it’s probably Debussy;
(h) If girls like it, it’s probably Rachmaninov or maybe Gorecki’s 3rd Symphony;' quotes[9]='Kiernan’s guide to classical music:
(i) If it’s being played at a wedding, it’s probably Pachabel’s Canon;' quotes[10]='Kiernan’s guide to classical music:
(j) If it’s anything else it’s probably Bach.
And that’s about it.' quotes[11]='The date of that Meredith gig:
Sunday, 12th December, 1999.' quotes[12]='The video for The Vineyard is set at the Temple of the Royal Antediluvian Order of Buffalo (Melbourne Chapter). The RAOB is a genuine guild, formed in 1822 for theatre workers, and is still active today, complete with idiosyncratic traditions, hierarchy, and regalia.' quotes[13]='In the lyrics for the song ‘Believe Me’ on the official site, the line “believe me” is written 17 times, while the line “I came to warn you” is written 30 times. I wouldn’t believe them.' quotes[14]='On the almost-mistitled Waltz ep, only 3 out of the 5 tracks are in a waltz time.' var whichquote=Math.floor(Math.random()*(quotes.length)) document.write(quotes[whichquote])